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You get "being honest" mixed up with "being rude."
Your friend gets a haircut and you feel the need to tell them it's pretty awful without being asked your opinion.

You're jealous of your friend's happiness
What's worse than telling someone you got a new car, and then have them tell you all of the reasons they don't like that car.

You don't ask about your friend's life, but expect your friends to know everything about yours
Remember that any relationship is a two-way street.

Your life revolves around drama
Not every conversation should start with... "Ugh."

You live selfishly
Your friends seem so willing to do what you want all of the time, why not get mad at them when they feel like doing something else, seems right.

You give, expecting to get
Don't give your friend a gift, with the expectations of them throwing you a thank you party.

You one-up everything they say
"I just bought a new pair of shoes!" "Yeah, I just bought 2 new pairs of shoes."

You dig for compliments or pitty
Stop telling me about how you're so fat, when you know you're not.

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What's next???????

When you're dating, people want to know when you'll be engaged, when you're engaged, they want to know the date of the wedding, after the wedding they want to know when you're having a kid, then you have a kid and they want to know when the next one is on the way.

I have come to terms with the fact that I will not be meeting the expectations of others, and... that's ok.

Are you getting a dog or cat?

So, since we are not supplying a human child, we should have fur children? Poor parents think having a "fur child" is filling the void of not having human children. We have 3 cats, sorry not dog people.

How's married life treating you?

Awful, what a mistake.

I'm kidding, what do people think we're going to say? For those of you who ask this and know us, this is a dumb question. We were together for 6 years before getting married and lived together for 5 of those years. We are good. 

Don't get me wrong, being married IS different than dating or even being engaged, but it seems like a ridiculous question to ask when you probably know the answer.

How's the old ball and chain?

This question never gets old, especially since we've only been married for 5 months.

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Some of my friends have had the pleasure of hearing my "rap skills" in the past, and sometimes I like to surprise people with them.

In 2012, my best friend Kaeley got married. of course she asked me to be the maid of honor, so when time came to write my speech, I knew exactly what I needed to do.

{The rap I did for my maid of honor speech}

Then time came for MY wedding day, and I knew I had to do another rap, this time to my groom. Everyone likes to laugh, but little do they know... Ryan (my husband), likes to rap too. I had a blast doing it, and I know he loved it.

{The rap I did for my wedding}